How do I export a WhatsApp chat for Textopsy?
Open the chat, tap the recipient name, choose Export Chat, then select WITHOUT MEDIA. Upload the exported .txt or .zip here.
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UNFILTERED RELATIONSHIP AUTOPSY.
Upload your chat. In 30 seconds, Dr. Heartless runs a full forensic dossier across communication, power balance, and emotional risk vectors.
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Your upload may be temporarily stored in encrypted form while processing/payment verification runs. Raw chat data is then removed after completion or expiry. Final report data may be retained so you can view/share it.
Step 01: Upload WhatsApp Export
Step 02: Reveal Grade + Verdict
POWER DYNAMICS
RED FLAG DETECTION
SIMP METER
RESPONSE LATENCY
ATTACHMENT STYLE
BREAKUP PROBABILITY
What You Unlock
170+ data points
GRADE
RED FLAGS
SIMP METER
REPLY LATENCY
ROAST
PRESCRIPTION
Forensic output, not just a roast.
Grade, flags, receipts, power dynamics, reply latency, archetypes, prescription, and share-ready evidence in one dossier.
Viral Output Preview
CASE FILE
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SITUATIONSHIP ZOMBIE
Story-sized evidence card unlocks after upload.
Evidence card, clean PDF export, and story-native save/share flow built for screenshots.
- Receipts with timestamps
- AI roast and prescription
- One tap to save or post
Viral output included in every full report.
⚡ 1,432 REPORTS UNLOCKED (24H)🧾 911 SCORECARDS SHARED (24H)🚩 RED FLAG SCANNER: ACTIVE💊 CHEAPER THAN THERAPY⚡ 1,432 REPORTS UNLOCKED (24H)🧾 911 SCORECARDS SHARED (24H)🚩 RED FLAG SCANNER: ACTIVE💊 CHEAPER THAN THERAPY
Reports Unlocked (24H)
1,432
Scorecards Shared (24H)
911
Unlock Rate
68%
Active Scans Now
47
Calibrating Pulse...
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The Autopsy Protocol
WHAT'S INSIDE THE REPORT?
The only AI that analyzes 170+ data points to reveal the truth.
Detailed Chat Stats
Message volume & initiation rates.
Response Latency
Ghosting patterns & double-text analysis.
Power Dynamics
Who holds the control?
Red Flag Scan
Gaslighting, Narcissism, Love Bombing detection.
The Simp Meter
Precise calculation of the Desperation Index.
Compatibility Score
Long-term viability rating.
Final Grading
Academic Grade (A+ to F-).
Roast Analysis
Unfiltered personality profile.
The Prescription
Clinical advice: "Block Him," "Marry Him," or "Run."
Special Awards
Badges: "Yap God," "Rizzless Wonder."
Viral Export
Shareable crime-scene evidence card.
Organic Discovery
WhatsApp Chat Analysis FAQ
For people searching terms like WhatsApp red flag analyzer, situationship test, ghosting detector, and chat compatibility checker.
What does Textopsy actually analyze?
Message volume, word count imbalance, initiator ratio, reply latency, double texts, conflict signals, and recency-weighted message samples.
Can Textopsy detect red flags in a situationship?
Yes. It identifies patterns like ghosting windows, breadcrumb behavior, mixed-signal loops, low-effort replies, and high-risk late-night messaging.
Is this only for WhatsApp dating chats?
Textopsy is optimized for WhatsApp exports and is best for talking-stage, dating, and relationship conversations.
Can I share my relationship report publicly?
Yes. Reports include a story-sized scorecard designed for Instagram and TikTok sharing.
WhatsApp export only: .txt or .zip (WITHOUT MEDIA).