TextopsyDr. Heartless

DIGITAL AUTOPSY. MAY CAUSE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS.

UNFILTERED RELATIONSHIP AUTOPSY.

Upload your chat. In 30 seconds, Dr. Heartless runs a full forensic dossier across communication, power balance, and emotional risk vectors.

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WhatsApp Export Example

Tom

online

wyd12:07 AM
just got home, wanna hang tomorrow?12:08 AM
maybe. iโ€™ll let you know12:09 AM
ok what time?12:10 AM
idk yet12:10 AM
lol okay12:11 AM
u up?2:14 AM
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10-sec demo
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Your upload may be temporarily stored in encrypted form while processing/payment verification runs. Raw chat data is then removed after completion or expiry. Final report data may be retained so you can view/share it.
Step 01: Upload WhatsApp Export
Step 02: Reveal Grade + Verdict
POWER DYNAMICS
RED FLAG DETECTION
SIMP METER
RESPONSE LATENCY
ATTACHMENT STYLE
BREAKUP PROBABILITY
โš WARNING: RESULTS ARE BRUTAL.
โšก 1,432 REPORTS UNLOCKED (24H)๐Ÿงพ 911 SCORECARDS SHARED (24H)๐Ÿšฉ RED FLAG SCANNER: ACTIVE๐Ÿ’Š CHEAPER THAN THERAPYโšก 1,432 REPORTS UNLOCKED (24H)๐Ÿงพ 911 SCORECARDS SHARED (24H)๐Ÿšฉ RED FLAG SCANNER: ACTIVE๐Ÿ’Š CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

Reports Unlocked (24H)

1,432

Scorecards Shared (24H)

911

Unlock Rate

68%

Active Scans Now

47

Calibrating Pulse...

TOXIC TRAUMA BOND โ€ข Grade F โ€ข moments ago

The Autopsy Protocol

WHAT'S INSIDE THE REPORT?

The only AI that analyzes 170+ data points to reveal the truth.

Detailed Chat Stats

Message volume & initiation rates.

Response Latency

Ghosting patterns & double-text analysis.

Power Dynamics

Who holds the control?

Red Flag Scan

Gaslighting, Narcissism, Love Bombing detection.

The Simp Meter

Precise calculation of the Desperation Index.

Compatibility Score

Long-term viability rating.

Final Grading

Academic Grade (A+ to F-).

Roast Analysis

Unfiltered personality profile.

The Prescription

Clinical advice: "Block Him," "Marry Him," or "Run."

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WhatsApp export only: .txt or .zip (WITHOUT MEDIA).