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STATUS
SITUATIONSHIP ZOMBIE
“It’s not dead. It’s not alive. It’s… buffering.”
TOP RED FLAG
The “Seen Zone” Championship
Evidence: “k” (sent 6 hours later)
💔 4,000 BREAKUPS CAUSED • 🤖 AI DOESN'T LIE • 💀 85% SURVIVAL RATE • ☣️ TOXICITY LEVELS: CRITICAL • 🧬 DNA TEST RESULTS: 100% HER OMG • 🗑️ 50,000 "U UP?" TEXTS FOUND • 📝 RECEIPTS DON'T FADE • 📵 PUT THE PHONE DOWN, SARAH • 🦴 HE'S THROWING YOU BREADCRUMBS • 💸 $7M SAVED ON COUPLES THERAPY • 🔒 CONFIDENTIALITY: OPTIONAL • 🧩 IT'S NOT A PUZZLE, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME • ⚠️ EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IMMINENT • 🧪 DATA-DRIVEN ROASTS • 🚑 YOUR TASTE IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY • 🤡 12,000 CLOWNS IDENTIFIED • 💔 4,000 BREAKUPS CAUSED • 🤖 AI DOESN'T LIE • 💀 85% SURVIVAL RATE • ☣️ TOXICITY LEVELS: CRITICAL • 🧬 DNA TEST RESULTS: 100% HER OMG • 🗑️ 50,000 "U UP?" TEXTS FOUND • 📝 RECEIPTS DON'T FADE • 📵 PUT THE PHONE DOWN, SARAH • 🦴 HE'S THROWING YOU BREADCRUMBS • 💸 $7M SAVED ON COUPLES THERAPY • 🔒 CONFIDENTIALITY: OPTIONAL • 🧩 IT'S NOT A PUZZLE, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME • ⚠️ EMOTIONAL DAMAGE IMMINENT • 🧪 DATA-DRIVEN ROASTS • 🚑 YOUR TASTE IS A MEDICAL EMERGENCY • 🤡 12,000 CLOWNS IDENTIFIED